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West Ham’s Floating Stadium

West Ham’s Floating Stadium: A Thames-Side Revolution

West Ham United shocks the football world with plans for a revolutionary floating stadium on the River Thames. Designed by renowned architect Brinda Somaya

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Napflix

Streaming Service to Launch ‘Napflix’ Channel Featuring Shows to Fall Asleep To

Fashion Designers Introduce ‘Reversible Clothing’ for Instant Outfit Changes

Express Aisles’ for Single Bananas

Grocery Stores to Introduce ‘Express Aisles’ for Single Bananas

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American Couple Arrested for Not Observing the ‘Tea Time Alarm’

Six Pack Abs

New Fitness Trend Promises Six-Pack Abs by Simply Laughing

DIY dishes

Restaurants to Start Offering ‘DIY Dishes’ Where You Cook Your Own Meal”

In-Flight Yoga

Airlines to Offer ‘In-Flight Yoga’ to Reduce Passenger Stress

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walking and texting

“City Bans Walking and Texting, Introduces ‘Phone Pit Stops’

Celebrities Endorse New ‘Bubble Wrap Therapy’ for Stress Relief

City Announces Plan to Combat Traffic Jams with Mandatory Carpool Karaoke

Fast Food Chain Introduces ‘Drive-Thru Fine Dining’ Experience

New Law Requires All Emails to End with a Positive Affirmation

Scientists Develop App That Translates Cat Meows into English

national nap time

Government to Launch ‘National Nap Time’ Initiative to Boost Productivity

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