“City Bans Walking and Texting, Introduces ‘Phone Pit Stops’

Streaming Service to Launch ‘Napflix’ Channel Featuring Shows to Fall Asleep To

Fashion Designers Introduce ‘Reversible Clothing’ for Instant Outfit Changes

New Fitness Trend Promises Six-Pack Abs by Simply Laughing

Restaurants to Start Offering ‘DIY Dishes’ Where You Cook Your Own Meal”

Grocery Stores to Introduce ‘Express Aisles’ for Single Bananas

Politics

Government to Launch ‘National Nap Time’ Initiative to Boost Productivity